Out of obscurity

The latest edition of Celebrity Big Brother is starting over the pond in England. While this is something that would be closer to Graham's wheelhouse, I bring it up because of who's a participant on the show.

That's right, forget Jermaine Jackson and Jo from S Club 7, Face is back! And listen to the qualities he brings with him to win this game:

• He's a recluse (no contact with the outside world - it's to his advantage!)


• He hates celebrities (no worries; it's not like he's living with any!)


• He hates cameras (the cameras in the Big Brother house can't be seen!)


• At 61, he's not the oldest person in the house! (Ken Russell and him can have some conversations about the good old days!)

You might as well just give him the money right now!