Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em

Keep It In Vegas by MC Hammer = Awesome

06 Keep It In Vegas (MC Hammer) by MCHAMMER

(h/t: Chuckmonster, proprietor of the fantastic Vegas Tripping)

Sadly, Jennifer Garner was unavailable to lead the dance

(h/t: Inkless, on top of things as always.)

Jeff Probst=The Man

I know that I haven't said anything about this season of Survivor, but after watching the summary of the show at the beginning of this week's episode, I need to say this:

Jeff Probst rules!

Shocking statement, I know. But now his mocking of tribes and players has moved into his summary of the previous shows. He talked about how Fang we decimated in challenges, and how they had a choice between strong Jacqui and weak Kelly. In describing their choice of voting Jacqui out, Jeff said that Fang "showed a death wish".

(In a related note, Bob's reaction to the reveal of the herb garden was disturbing and funny all at once.)

This is why he gets paid the big bucks

Paul Wells has the most prescient analysis about all of this talk about Stephane Dion resigning as Liberal leader. Specifically, what the hell good is it going to do?

Just when you think he couldn't sink any lower

Mike Duffy does it again.

When opposing MPs don't join on your chosen theme, especially when it would cause embarassment to their main opponent, you know that you've fucked up huge.

I'll see Andrew Potter's Mike Duffy is a despicable human being and raise him a "Mike Duffy just needs to retire, for his own good."

I'll also throw in a Stephen Harper is very afraid right now, why else would he desperately grab at this?

Quick thought on the end of Boston/Los Angeles series

Mike Scioscia cost the Angels the game and thus the series. A suicide squeeze with 1 out in the 9th? How about you let Aybar try to repeat his magic?

(Oh, and go Phillies!)

This just in

Mike Duffy is a braying jackass.

UPDATE: Seriously, the comparison of this 5 point plan to Paul Martin's Notwithstanding Clause bullshit from the last election is stupid. The Notwithstanding Clause had nothing to do with the last election and was a desperate gambit. A 5 point plan on what to do about a weakening economy is actually a good idea. Duffy's continued comparison is bullshit and it's shameful that he mocks Dion while not mentioning that Harper's plan is "trust me, I know what I'm doing".

And now Duffy just said there's no point to try to analyze "the translators'" points and instead we would get "real analysis" tomorrow. Seriously? Fuck off Mike Duffy. If there's no point in trying to analyze anything in the French debate, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY TELEVISION RIGHT NOW?

UPDATE 2: Duffy just got knocked on his ass when the La Presse reporter said that the French debate was the best that he had seen in years. Maybe you're out of touch on this one, Mike?

To steal from Norman Spector

I was trying to figure out exactly how to say what bothered me about this whole plagarism hullabaloo, but Chris Selley says it better than I could.