In their defense, it takes some awareness to come up with a nickname like He Hate Me

Phat Phree has a funny open letter to EA from Washington Redskins' long snapper Ethan Albright, offically the lowest rated player in Madden 2007

(Actually, this might shock you, but that is a made up letter. The real Ethan Albright was interviewed on ESPN's Page 2 by Patrick Hruby. He does not care about his rating.)

(h/t: Cosh)