Breaking Newz~!

Paris Hilton, a heiress who is not well liked of most of the general public, has a new boyfirend. The identity? Jose Theodore, NHL goaltender and hated by fans of the Montreal Canadiens. One can only presume that they take turns sharing stories of how they were shunned by society or something.

(Added bonus gossip: Theodore's (ex?)-girlfriend gave birth to their first child in March.)