You know what? Why don't you let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

From reading this article, you get the impression that there were a lot of champagne bottles opened when the Chicago Sun-Times accepted Jay Mariotti's resignation.

(Edit 08/29: Also not a fan of Mariotti? Roger Ebert. "If you only work on television,
viewers may get a little weary of you shouting at them.")