You know what? Why don't you let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

From reading this article, you get the impression that there were a lot of champagne bottles opened when the Chicago Sun-Times accepted Jay Mariotti's resignation.

(Edit 08/29: Also not a fan of Mariotti? Roger Ebert. "If you only work on television,
viewers may get a little weary of you shouting at them.")

No cross over opportunity here

Congratulations to Lacey Schwimmer, who is joining the Dancing with the Stars cast (and is paired with Lance Bass, which can only be a positive).

Interestingly enough, she is the first person I can think of who will have been on both Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance. I wonder what Nigel Lythgoe thinks of this?